Middle Earth Ranger Forum

I have not posted in a long while, and truth be told, I am ashamed that this is what I come here to subject you to, but here it is - digestive upset and marketing brilliance all in one:



As stated on AV Club, "'You shall not pass!' your nerd-colon will scream, as it stands tall against the rampage of vaguely Hobbit-inspired meals/sex acts the Hobbit Slam, a Gandalf Gobble, the Hobbit Hole, and the Lonely Mountain Treasure (illegal in most states), which appears to be a bowl of French toast crumbles served with a side of icing atop a pile of stones, just as Tolkien once imagined, the crazy bastard.

I can't stop laughing, really. You had me at nerd-colon. Of all the tie-ins. Denny's

Ken

OH Odigan I am still writing through teary eyes! LOL Brandwyn and I have not laughed like that in some time!

I have to say though just because I am an adventurous sort I am going to Denny's for breakfast tommorow!

Hey you are talkin to the nerd that ate at BK for 2 months to get two entire sets of the FOTR figures that linked together like pie slices and I still drink from my light up Goblet set, so I suppose I am a slave to shameless Lotr marketing, I don't even want to get started on mr nearly complete figure collection!

My one big regret is that I never got my Gimli coffee mug!

oh well I suppose I will have to make my own!

Makes me hungry just looking at it.

Heh, I feel like the only one who actually likes Denny's food. High quality? Nah! Greasy and delicious? Totally! I got really excited when this first came out, haha.

I like Denny's food.. I always got a Grand Slam hehehe

But yeah this is making me hungry... think I will go and make me a waffle.. or two!!